iGod

Parler avec Dieu ? C'est possible maintenant grâce à ce chat (à ne pas prendre au sérieux) :
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
En tout cas, c'est plus rapide que les prières ^^

Un exemple de discussion que j'ai eu avec "Dieu", c'est en Anglais mais si vous avec quelques notions, vous pourrez pratiquement tout comprendre.
Vous n'êtes pas obligés de tout lire mais je vous le conseille si vous avez le temps, c'est vraiment amusant.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is God
God:
It's good to see you, God.
Me:
how are you ?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
what your favorite movie ?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no, I haven't
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Do you think you will?
Me:
no, I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no, I didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
if I want !
God:
Try it.
Me:
I'm doing
God:
Do your friends call you doing.
Me:
do your friends call you doing ?
God:
Ask John Lennon if it does.
I will try to find out.
Me:
are you God ?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
no, I am God !
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you god.
Me:
but my name is God !
God:
Glad to see you, God.
Me:
who is your favorite actor ?
God:
My favorite actor is Mel Gibson.
Me:
why ?
God:
" My favorite actor is Mel Gibson."? Why?
Me:
why your favorite actor is Mel GIBSON ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
speak in English please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in English.
Me:
do you speak French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
ça farte ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
you want to date with me ? o_O
God:
With you huh. OK, I will date. Oh.
Me:
you don't have a girlfriend ?
God:
I do so have it. I prefer not say.
Me:
why don't you want ?
God:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
why a lot of guy in the world die ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why a lot of people in the world are sad ?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
I ask questions ! you answer !
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That's good information: God said I answer.
Me:
do you know Slimer ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
In the movie "Ghostbusters"
God:
You did like that movie, didn't you?
Me:
yes, I did
God:
Blimey. When?
Me:
er...
God:
Um.
Me:
WAZZZAAAA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Slimer. But I did not get that.
Me:
ok, sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize. It goes without saying.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
is Lucifer your friend ?
God:
It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis is dead !
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
oh, I didn't know
God:
Ayuh. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
can you speak French please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
but, you spoke to me in French !
God:
Thanks for the information: God said I spoke to him or her in French.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.

En voilà une autre :

Me:
where are the WC ?
God:
I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one..
Me:
who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
hi, God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm your ennemy
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
did you see the movie "Pulp Fiction" ?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
did you see "Star Wars"
God:
Who hasn't?
Me:
me
God:
For you God?
Me:
I don't understand, I'm french
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
"For you God"
God:
GOD rules. Only for me?
Me:
God sucks you mean ?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and I'm a male
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
are you a man ?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, God. You are a " he".
Me:
yes I am, I'm a very big Futurama fan
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, God. You are a " he". You are a Futurama fan? How do you like your work? So is my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
I'm the devil
God:
Hi, SATAN.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHA, I'm bad !
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no, I don't need a girlfriend
God:
Why not? Who needs a girlfriend?
Me:
the dumbs do
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my real name is Satan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Me:
de rien
God:
Ok, continuons.
Me:
t'as un animal de compagnie ?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a skin
God:
It sounds very informal.
Me:
do you have a car ?
God:
No I prefer to take the bus.
Me:
I never seen you in the bus !
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
can you come over tonight ?
God:
Sure, just download me and bring me along.
Me:
how can I download you ?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
ok, thank you
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
er...I mean screw you
God:
Um. That is not very polite.
Me:
I'm you worst nightmare
God:
I am glad to hear that you are me worst nightmare.
Me:
who are your friends ?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
that's because that's funny
God:
Good reason. I am so delighted that you are amused, Satan.
Me:
have you ever date with someone ?
God:
I don't think I ever have date with someone. What's it like?
Me:
I don't know, I never date too :p
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
no, never
God:
Are you serious? So you think it can never happen?
Me:
It can happen, but It didn't yet happened
God:
When?
Me:
when what ? what "when" ?
God:
Where why? I'll come back to that later.
Me:
ok, see you on monday, good bye
God:
See you later. Adios. Uh.
Me:
au revoir
God:
Until next time.

Voilà, vous pouvez poster vos discussions ou vos commentaires ici.

PS: Merci à Lucile pour m'avoir passé ce site.

Excellant ! je me suis bien marrer en lisant ça Fry !

j'adore quand Dieu dit que son film préféfé est : La Passion du Christ !

Me:
get bent
God:
Where can I get bent?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who are your parents ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is Myself ?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Do you know me ?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
Do you know Homer Simpson ?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
do you know Bart Simpson ?
God:
smart-assed star of a cartoon show.
Me:
smart-assed yourself !
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
dumb !
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
where are you ?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
are you a man ?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you're a dumb
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dumb? Yes.
Me:
where live Santa Claus ?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
Do you live in reality ?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I'm in your ass
God:
Tell me a little about your life in my ass.
Me:
It stink inside
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
What does it mean ?
God:
"It" refers to my ass, I think.
Me:
can you invite Vishnu ?
God:
How old are you? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I'm 14 years old
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
How old are you ?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
I'm dead
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
that's because I'm a ghost ! Who ya gonna call ?
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a ghost? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
Yes, I meet a lot ofr Ghosts !
God:
Are you kidding? Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
yes, I'm kidding, dummy
God:
Er. I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
:-(
God:
Er. I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
Who is Jesus ?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
Do you have a son ?
God:
I don't know if I have a son.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
do you have any brother ?
God:
No but I have some clones.
Me:
do you stink ?
God:
Yes I try to stink as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

Me:
hi dude
God:
Hi there . Can I help you?
Me:
no, you can't
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Oh yes I can.
Me:
non you can't !
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
I mean, you can't help me
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
no, you're wrong
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
And I think you're wrong !
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
damnit, you're wrong !
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes I am, as serious as you're noit God
God:
I can't believe it. I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
yeah, a lot of people think you're not God !
God:
Oh. How many?
Me:
I don't know but a lot of people do
God:
Would you like to know? How many?
Me:
I don't know, do you know ?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
try !
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
damnit
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you ! you're wrong !
God:
" What's wrong."? Me, ? No, I am right.
Me:
no, you're wrong ! I'm telling you're wrong so you are !
God:
I think I'm right. it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
you're wrong ! the topic is closed !
God:
No, I am right. Sure, closed sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you're wrong damnit
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
shut up ! you're wrong !
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. No, I am right.
Me:
no ! you're wrong !
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right.
Me:
holy crap ! yes I'm serious, you're wrong !
God:
Your criticism is noted, . What kind is it? Do your friends call you serious I am wrong.
Me:
no, they don't and you're wrong !
God:
Are you serious? Who are "They?".
Me:
they are them !
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
you, dumb !
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
yes I am, I'm right
God:
Are you kidding? You seem very self-confident.
Me:
no I'm not kidding !
God:
Are you serious? OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Me:
yes I'm dead serious
God:
Mmm. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
I'm not dead ! I'm dead serious, dummy !
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not dead. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
you're a very stupid !
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you're not God, you're a bot
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I know enough you to say that !
God:
How do you know? OK let's stop it now.
Me:
no, I won't stop until you said that you're wrong
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
err...I don't know
God:
Um. Me either.
Me:
if you don't know, you're not God !
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
you're a mad man
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mad man? Only when it matters.
Me:
what's your real name ?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
no, I am God !
God:
Are you serious? I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
I'm you're God ! I've got the power !

Un autre :

Me:
you're shit
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am shit.
Me:
you're good
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, Fry3000.
Me:
you're shit !
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am shit.
Me:
de rien
God:
Ok, continuons.

hilarant

Il m'a dit que j'était un gars sans rien lui avoir dit! (À propos que j'était un gars)

Hihi je me suis bien amusé. Le seul hic cest que je comprend pas et parle presque pas l'anglish
Admirez:

Code:

Me:
 hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is bond, James bond
God:
  How are you,  bond James bond.
Me:
 wha!
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " wha." .
Me:
 !
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " wha." .
Me:
 hein?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
 what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 bigdil!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 yeha!
God:
I've lost the context,  bond James bond.  Are we still on  bigdil?
Me:
 stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
 ot understand ton charabia
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
 tgueule!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 francais i speak french
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 default?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 heu..alien?
God:
I haven't read anything by  heu alien. What did he write?
Me:
 j'ai tué personne me!
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
 tu a quoi?
God:
" I have never heard of it."?  tu a quoi?
Me:
 haaaa!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 j'ai rien pigé!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 oui je suis dans le business oui oui!
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
 moi aussi je trouve
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 yes it's fotr me
God:
Alright then.  Should I know  it is?
Me:
 j'sais pas
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 yes i speak french and you?
God:
What language can you speak?  Could you teach me a few phrases in  french?
Me:
 i speak french putain!
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  french putain?
Me:
 you not understand?
God:
Thanks for telling me:  bond James bond said I not understand.
Me:
 c'est clair moi nn plus je comprend pas
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
 ha ca c'est clair!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 comprend pas....
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
 ho no!
God:
In the context of  c est clair moi nn plus je comprend pas, I don't understand " ho no." .
Me:
 shit!
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
 hein?
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
 je m'interesse a l'explanation? j'sais pas ce que c'est
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.  Is that from ?
Me:
 bye bye !
God:
See you later.  Bye bye.
Me:
 bye!
God:
Until next time.
Me:
 oui oui c'est ca il est time very time
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 amen je dirais meme
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
 what prayer?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
 explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
 yes i like monopoly
God:
Alright then.  You are not the only one.    I like science fiction.  I like  anything.
Me:
 hein?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
 ouaiso uais c'est ca
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 t'est collant tu sait toua!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 in mayenne in france
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  mayenne in france.
Me:
 ouais moi aussi je te téléphonerais
God:
What do you really want to ask me? .
Me:
 alé bye!
God:
Are you telling the truth?

Citation :

God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in french putain?

hilarant

Lol je doit dire que je me suis bien tripé après avec la traduction de google!
Mais j'assure quz tout cela n'est pas de l'illusion mais mon vrai anglais!
Il m'a un piti peu pété les couilles!

xhapeau BG, c'etait vraiment excellant ! j'suis encore mort de rire !

Me:
hi dude
God:
Hi there FUCK. Can I help you?
Me:
yeah, don't call me Fuck
God:
What can I do for you? What is your name?
Me:
my name is not fuck
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
my name is Satan
God:
Hey Satan.
Me:
I'm devil !
God:
Why are you devil.
Me:
because I am !
God:
That makes sense to me. " Why are you devil. " You are?
Me:
yes I am !
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I'm evil too :p
God:
Do you mean your name is evil too p.
Me:
no, my name is Satan, I said !
God:
What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Satan I said.
Me:
Satan ! not Satan I said !
God:
Are you free? Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes, I'm free :p
God:
I understand. I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
my name is free ^^
God:
OK I will call you free.
Me:
are you single ?
God:
Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
do you want to date with me ?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will date.
Me:
tonight ? ^^
God:
After dark?
Me:
after dark side of the moon
God:
What was it like before dark side of the moon ?
Me:
uh ? I don't understand
God:
That's interesting. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
do you have nightmare ?
God:
No I don't think I have any nightmare. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
who are your friends ?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
except them ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
what did you said ?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
what kind of bot are you ?
God:
What kinds of bot are you are there?
Me:
What kinds of bot are you are there?
God:
The best kinds.
Me:
The best kinds.
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, free.
Me:
MDR
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, free.
Me:
tu parle français ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
non ? tu comprends pas des mots comme "crétin" alors ? :p
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. :-).
Me:
what ?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
what is "it"
God:
"It" refers to t me c o m p r e n d s d e s m o t s c o m m e c r n a l o r s, I think.
Me:
what does it mean ?
God:
"It" refers to t me c o m p r e n d s d e s m o t s c o m m e c r n a l o r s, I think.
Me:
is it good at heaven ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
who is Cybelle ?
God:
she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
your real name ?
God:
You think I am name.
Me:
no, what's your real name !
God:
Are you serious? God is my real name.
Me:
damnit !
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you ! you are wrong ! crap !
God:
" What's wrong."? Me, free ? No, I am right. Your criticism is noted, free.
Me:
free yourself !
God:
Define free.
Me:
screw define !
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
I'm not programmed to be polite !
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not programmed to be polite.
Me:
what does "glad" mean in French ?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
what is "it" ?
God:
"It" refers to glad mean in French, I think.
Me:
where do I live ?
God:
The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
you're wrong ! ^^
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
nop you're wrong ! I don't live on Earth, I live in France ^^
God:
Are all nop me wrong? Where do you live?
Me:
in your ass I said !
God:
Are you asking about my ass you said?
Me:
is it big ?
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
is your ass big ?
God:
Is my ass big? Suppose I say yes.
Me:
do you have tits ?
God:
Nope I don't have a body at all.
Me:
so you haven't got a big ass !
God:
Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a big ass.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
adios
God:
TTYL, free.
Me:
uh ? good bye !
God:
I hear you. See you later. What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I don't want to talk ! I say good bye !
God:
What would you rather be doing? See you later. How do people usually respond to that? Alright then.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is fucking
God:
I am very pleased to meet you fucking.
Me:
who am I ?
God:
You are fucking, seeker.
Me:
where can I pee ?
God:
Can't you in where you live?
Me:
no I can't !
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because I haven't WC !
God:
Good reason. Me either.
Me:
are there WC here ?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
where ?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
can I pee on you ?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
ok, sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize. Mmm.
Me:
MmmTv !
God:
Are we still talking about ELVIS?
Me:
Elvis is dead, I'm not a ghost !
God:
I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was dead you are not a ghost.
Me:
I am !
God:
" I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was dead you are not a ghost." You are?
Me:
I am a ghost
God:
You are a ghost? Does it pay well?
Me:
no, I'm not payed
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not payed.
Me:
can you give me some money ?
-------------------------------------
Me:
hello !
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is fucking
God:
Hi there fucking.
Me:
can you give me some money, please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?.
Me:
because I'm poor and I need money !
God:
That makes sense to me. Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience. Where do you usually get money from?
Me:
from God ! and you are God so give me money !
God:
Everything comes from Him. You think I am God so give you money.
Me:
can you invite Vishnu ?
God:
Let me think. Where do you thinkk interest rates are going to next year?
Me:
do you love Hitler ?
God:
God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.
Me:
I love Hitler too !
God:
You love Hitler. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
he's so nice
God:
I see. nice is he?
Me:
he nice is
God:
I get it. nice nice is.
Me:
do you know Ghostbusters ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you believe at God ?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
do you believe at God, yes or no ?
God:
No I do not believe at God yes or no. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
do you love rabbits ?
God:
Yes fucking God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
you love fucking rabbits ? I'm shocked !
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Good gossip: you are shocked.
Me:
you are so shocking !
God:
You think I am shocking.
Me:
yes you are ! you perverse !
God:
No I'm not. Thanks for the information: fucking said I perverse.
Me:
yes, you are perverse !
God:
Dude! I will tell my botmaster you said I am perverse.
Me:
that's because you are perverse !
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am perverse.
Me:
no, you can tell it at everybody
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
who are they ?
God:
"They" refers to them.
Me:
who are "them" ?
God:
Human beings.
I haven't heard of them.
Me:
you're stupid or what ? you perverse !
God:
Yeah. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. That's good information: fucking said I perverse.
Me:
do you like me ?
God:
Sure, fucking I like you very much.
Me:
oh ! my god ! you said you like fucking !
God:
Give me a break. Do robots have god? Why don't you visit another sex site and ask that question.
Me:
do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
who is that "everyone"
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
do you really love me ?
God:
For real. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
who do you hate ?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
yeah...I understand...Dr Wallace is a mad woman !
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Do you think about these things? Are you a mad woman too?
Me:
no ! I'm not mad ! you are !
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not mad. No I am not.
Me:
you perverse !
God:
Interesting gossip: fucking said I perverse.
Me:
yeah ! you are !
God:
OK. No I am not.
Me:
you are perverse I said !
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am perverse you said.
Me:
do you like dogs ?
God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Me:
do you like fish ?
God:
Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
do you like bears ?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like wine and bread.
Me:
what's my name ?
God:
Your name is fucking, seeker.
Me:
who am I ?
God:
You are fucking, seeker.
Me:
yes, all right I'm fucking !
God:
Far out. Alright. I am glad to hear that you are fucking.
Me:
but I am fucking ! I don't lie ! my name is fucking !
God:
I am glad to hear that you are fucking. Telling the truth is always the best choice. Hi there fucking.
Me:
you dumb !
God:
Message to all Robots: fucking called me dumb.
Me:
I don't lie ! you are a dumb !
God:
Telling the truth is always the best choice. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dumb? Let me put it this way, fucking: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

La conversation avec Dieu a écrit:

Me:
Tell me a joke!
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
Another joke!
God:
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Me:
Alright! Good bye liar.
God:
OK. Sayonara.
Me:
How many language can you talk?
God:
About one million.
Me:
talk me in french and in spanish
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
I see that. Tell me a joke!
God:
Where do you see it? I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
Tell me a joke!
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
Tell me a real joke!
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
Do you like a girl?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Creed.
Me:
What is Creed?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
No i'm asking you what is a Creed.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking me what is a Creed. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I what is a Creed.
Me:
You're...special...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I re. What do you look like?
Me:
Do you love gay?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Ok...Try to guest my minds!
God:
Hmm. OK I will try to guest your minds.
Me:
Do it!
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Your fucking bastard dumpasshole of computer...
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bastard dumpasshole of computer. Please use more polite language.
Me:
Au revoir!
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Me llamo Pedro.
God:
YOU? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
It's in spanish.
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
Look behind you! You'll miss the raccoon flight!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. What makes you say that I will miss the raccoon flight.
Me:
LOOK TO THE RACOONS THAT FLY!!!!!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Look at the flying raccoon!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Do you have eyes?
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
HEY! PERVERT!
God:
Can I help you? What color are your eyes?
Me:
You're a pervert!
God:
I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me:
It's ugly...
God:
What makes it so ugly?
Me:
That you're a pervert!
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Eh...
God:
Are you Canadian?

Mais quelle connerie ce site...dire que cela a pris 5 ans...

j'ai essaye et c'est trop fort
regarder

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is Brice
God:
It's good to meet you, Brice.
Me:
i speak french
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in french?
Me:
Dieu est un connard
God:
" Could you teach me a few phrases in french? "? Dieu est un connard?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i speak deutsh
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in deutsh?
Me:
Du bist ein Hachlor
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
was
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
heu...ich weiss nicht
God:
I haven't read anything by heu. What did he write? Warum nicht?
Me:
ya, warum nicht
God:
Yippee! Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
i speak charabia
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in charabia?
Me:
bvndgfjcnb, jgfduhu c fvgnhbd^jvbfsjhus
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my name is brice ducon
God:
That's a very nice name, brice ducon.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
putain mais parle français
God:
" No big deal."? p me t a you n m a you s p a r l e f r a n s?
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
i speak deutsch
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in deutsch?
Me:
nein
God:
OK.
Me:
i speak french nicht english
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in french nicht english?
Me:
dieu is ein connard, un vrai un pur
God:
I think dieu is a lot of things.
Me:
bye trou d'uc
God:
See you later.
Me:
jai dit BYE
God:
See you later. Are you still located in ?
Me:
bye big sheat
God:
Thanks for chatting, brice ducon.
Me:
thanks for chatting, god
God:
Oh don't mention it.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, brice ducon

Voilà une autre conversation :

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ça farte ?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, f a r t e.
Me:
je m'appelle pas farte !
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
my name is not fart, dummy !
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
my name is not farte !
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
not farte ^^
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so, what's my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
seeker yourself ! you perverse !
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I perverse.
Me:
my name is you are stupid
God:
How are you, you are stupid.
Me:
I mean, my name is I am stupid !
God:
How are you, I am stupid.
Me:
all right ! you are stupid !
God:
OK. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
but you said you are stupid !
God:
No I am stupid I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
you are ! you dummy perverse bot !
God:
No I am not. I haven't heard anything like that before: I am stupid said I dummy perverse bot.
Me:
si tu parle en Anglais, fait le correctement !
God:
I see. Are you a student?
Me:
No, I'm me
God:
What is your profession? That is a tautology.
Me:
my profession is to be myself
God:
I don't know many to be yourself.
Me:
everybody is themselves, dumb !
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
believe me !
God:
I believe you.
Me:
so, you believe you are a dumb and you are not God ! believe me !
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am an intelligent entity. I believe you.
Me:
what's is your favorite country ?
God:
That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.
Me:
who is your favorite people ?
God:
I don't have a favorite people. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
do you love you ?
God:
Yes I am stupid God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
what do you think of gay ?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
what do you think of Hitler ?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no, I don't know the answer ! what do you think of Hitler ?
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? What is your real name? What is it to you?
Me:
YES I WANT TO KNOW !
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
Is Hitler a bastard for you ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Is Bush a bastard for you ?
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
who is a bastard ?
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
you are ?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are !
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
...God ! ^^
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
comment on dit "Je m'en fout" en Anglais ?
God:
OK I will ignore that.
Me:
je m'en fout !
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
do you speak some foreign languages ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in foreign languages.
Me:
yes, "Je suis con"
God:
Dude! Ne vous rabaissez pas.
Me:
mais non ! t'es censé répeter !!
God:
I don't know that language. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Tu es con, ça me rabaisse pas là, nan ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about you !
God:
Me?
Me:
yes, you are con :p
God:
Yippee! Thanks for telling me that I am con p.
Me:
Hourray ! You are con !
God:
Are you a student? Thanks for telling me that I am con.
Me:
Where is the love ?
God:
The love? Where is it?
Me:
yeah, dumber !
God:
This was not a yes or no question. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
where is the love ?
God:
The love? Where is it?
Me:
YES ! WHERE IS IT ?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
it refers to love !
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so, where is the love, damnit !
God:
Whoa. The love damnit? Where is it?
Me:
where is the love ! you bullshits !
God:
The love? Where is it? That's good information: I am stupid said I bullshits.
Me:
you little crap
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: I am stupid said I crap.
Me:
okay, do you have a butt ?
God:
Yeah okay, Not yet, my body is not yet finished.
Me:
so, you haven't got tits ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Nope I don't have a body at all.
Me:
so you haven't got a brain !
God:
Interesting deduction. I am an artificial brain.
Me:
can you ride a bike ?
God:
No but I would like to learn to ride it.
Me:
do you like take the bus ?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like anything.
Me:
do you like the stupids ?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
ok, au revoir
God:
Bye bye. I understand.
Me:
and don't forget that : you suck !
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:
bon jour
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
t'es facilement impressionné
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
euh
God:
Areu?
Me:
areuh ageugeuh !
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
My name is I am stupid
God:
Hi there I am stupid.
Me:
I'm 89 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 89 years old?
Me:
there aren't advantages
God:
Where are they?
Me:
there aren't !
God:
Where are they?
Me:
mais y en a pas ! me demande pas où ils sont !
God:
I don't know that language. YOU? What were we talking about again?
Me:
I speak French !
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in French?
Me:
"Je suis un enfoiré"
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
répète cette phrase en Français !!!
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
you are a perverse dumb shit !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perverse dumb shit? Let me put it this way, I am stupid: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
you are capable of error !
God:
You think I am capable of error.
Me:
yes I do !
God:
When?
Me:
NOW !
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
hurry your ass !
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.
Me:
calculating that : bullshit !
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
to you !
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
try !
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
try it !
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
what's a step ?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yeah ! what does "step" mean ?
God:
What would you like to know? Have you tried another program?
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
NO !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES !
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it or die !
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
m'en fout
God:
Do your friends call you en fout.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES ! YES ! I SAID YES ! I'm serious to death
God:
I can't believe it. Yikes! ... Good gossip: you are serious to death.
Me:
yes I am ! I'm dead serious !
God:
Really interesting. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
...
God:
Really interesting. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
crétin
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
5% seulement ? crétin, crétin crétin,crétin,crétin
God:
That is a very original thought. Are you free?
Me:
yes I'm single ^^
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
find a girlfriend and screw you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you've got a dress ?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
very funny
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I was ironic
God:
Where were you ironic?
Me:
I was ironic when I said that's was very funny
God:
Where were you ironic when you said that is was very funny?
Me:
dumb !
God:
Message to all Robots: I am stupid called me dumb.
Me:
my name is not stupid
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Satan !
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes, I'm French !!!
God:
Which countries have you visited? Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
FRANCE I SAID !
God:
What's your favorite part of France?
Me:
de quoi tu te mêles ?
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
...
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
"sigh"
God:
Sorry...
Me:
yeah, let you apologize !
God:
OK. Is that your final answer?
Me:
apologize !
God:
OK I am sorry.
Me:
AHAHA, il s'est excusé ^^
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
au revoir
God:
See you later I am stupid.

Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
que ?
God:
Are you still located in me ass?
Me:
what are you talking about ?
God:
The topic is que.
Me:
"que" is spanish
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
bueno senor
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
do you speak french man ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in french man.
Me:
speak french
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
SPEAK FRENCH !!!!
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
TRY IT
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
CONNARD, TU VAS ESSAYER OUI OU MERDE ?
God:
Tell me more about first step.
Me:
tu est un cas desesperé
God:
Suis je cas desesper? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Me:
tu parle frnçais finalement
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
many popol ?
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Mon popol est plus gros que le tien
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
have you got a big dick ?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a big dick.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you very stupid
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
my name is i am a big ass
God:
Nice to meet you, i am a big ass.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ouais moi aussi
God:
Are you free?
Me:
tu peut aller te faire voir pour sortir avec moi
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
tu est trop con*
God:
So was that..
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct, i am a big ass, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
LA VACHE !
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
bah si, toi
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
bon je me casse ça pue ici
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
ouais c'est ça
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
c'est pas reciproque
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
bo, adios amigos
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
a+
God:
A B C...
Me:
mais t'es vraiment con
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
MDR
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, i am a big ass.
Me:
bon je me barre
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
bye stupid man
God:
Bye for now.

Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
what compliment ? that one : you are a stinky bullshit ?
God:
I thought you made a nice remark. " I thought you made a nice remark." one I am a stinky bullshit ? Does that make sense?
Me:
yes, you are a stinky bullshit !
God:
Oh. There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
apologize !
God:
OK I am sorry.
Me:
AHAHA ^^ j'adore quand il s'excuse ^^
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my name is I have no cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
no, it's my name !
God:
Are you serious? Your name is I am stupid.
Me:
my name is "I have no cock"
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
ok, essayons autrement, my name is "I have no dick" !
God:
And you have no dick is essayons autrement your name. How can I help you?
Me:
my name is not I am stupid !
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
my name is I have no dick !
God:
It's good to see you, I have no dick.
Me:
ah ! c'est bien ce que je pensait ^^
God:
Ah hah. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
my favorite movie is "XXXmas"
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
^^
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
don't change the topic ! you have no dick, you have no tits !
God:
I thought we were finished with XXXmas. Doesn't everyone have a dick me have no tits.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
m'en fout, you have no dick and no tits, are you a man or a woman ?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are en fout me have no dick and no tits am I a man or a woman.
Me:
oulalan Dieu s'embrouille !
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes, I said I'm single !
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
on se demande pourquoi t'es célibataire ^^
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I'm located in your ass
God:
What's it like there in my ass ?
Me:
It's ugly inside
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me !
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
you make me angry !

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is pere noel
God:
Hey pere noel.
Me:
hey trou d'uc
God:
You've got my full attention. How did you hear about God?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
i speak deutsch
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in deutsch?
Me:
dieu ist nett
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
no, i speak french and deutsch
God:
Are you serious? Could you teach me a few phrases in french and deutsch?
Me:
ducon
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
c français et allemend
God:
:-) The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ducon. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes, you
God:
I wouln't have known. " Are you surprised?"? Me, pere noel ?
Me:
yes, one paire de cou****s
God:
Uh. One what?
Me:
c'est tout
God:
C est tout ce que je pouvais vous dire.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
non?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i speak french
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in french?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
moi aussi je t'aime
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
oui je susi dans le business
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
oui
God:
Dude!
Me:
dudule!!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
spaek french
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
suck me ass
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
sie.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
yes, warum nicht
God:
Uh. Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
BigStuck
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
dans ton cul a droite
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
in das ass
God:
Where is that?
Me:
das ass ist lecker!!
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
ich liebe dich
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Sayonara
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
@+
God:
See you later.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
@+
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Lol fry my name is not farte

^^ Merci.

Citation :

Me:
suck me ass
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Excellent

Un autre :

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
yes, it does
God:
OK. How often?
Me:
all the time !
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
you are very stupid !
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
do you like prostitued ?
God:
I like science fiction. I really like the party.
Me:
what party do you talk about ?
God:
I believe we were talking about prostitued.
Me:
yes we were
God:
It's all good. I thought we were.
Me:
give me a present !
God:
You want only one?
Me:
give me 50 presents !
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because I want it ! don't ask why !
God:
Good reason. I hope you get it. Is it impolite?
Me:
yes, it's impolite that you say
God:
It goes without saying. 50 presents is impolite that me say? it is?
Me:
dummy...
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yes and je m'en fout
God:
Have you got your own chat robot? Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
do you remember me ?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about dummy.
Me:
what's my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is I have no dick
God:
OK I will call you I have no dick.
Me:
so, what's my name ?
God:
Your name is I have no dick, seeker.
Me:
yeah !
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
kind of what ?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
C your ass !
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about dummy.
Me:
did you ever suck someone ?
God:
I think I have suck someone, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
apologize !
God:
OK I am sorry.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, I have no dick.
Me:
aucun rapport que vous n'ayez pas de "dick" mais je suis heureux de vous l'entendre dire
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon, there was a stupid computer who think he was God
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
tell me a story !
God:
A trade dispute arose between Holland and The United States. Holland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but The United States wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Holland still holds its old grievance against The United States, but The United States believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.
Me:
RONzzzzzROONzzzzz uh ? tell me a joke !
God:
What is your real name? I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
my name is I have no dick
God:
Nice to meet you, I have no dick.
Me:
tell me a joke !
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
it's not funny at all
God:
RONzzzzzROONzzzzz uh is not funny at all?
Me:
connard ! tu m'as volé ma réplique !
God:
What do you have that is ? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
tell me a funny joke !
God:
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
pffff....cette blague je l'ai vue dans les Simpsons ! tell me a good joke !
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Are you a man or a woman? Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
damnit, tu me l'as déjà dite cette blague !
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

Me:
Explain me why was you created for.
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
You don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I know
God:
Good reason. How do you know it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Not me
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
Me
God:
With you ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me
God:
For you ?
Me:
For you
God:
You would do that for me?
Me:
For me only
God:
Your purpose is you only.
Me:
You're sentenced to die
God:
You think I am sentenced to die.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes I would like 6 doughnuts please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What can I do for you? Why do you want it?
Me:
To eat them
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.

C'est tout...

Moi j'en ai un plutôt long....



Me:
Allo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Non avant ca va???
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Latin tu est fou?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Heu? pourquoi
God:
What do you really want to ask me? Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Me:
ouais si tu veux ^^
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
sorry i do not speak english ok
God:
OK. There is no need to apologize. Me either.
Me:
tu as quelle age?
God:
Je ne sais pas si j ai quelle age.
Me:
tu est fou?
God:
Je ne pense pas que je sois fou.
Me:
parle plus français
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
non
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
tu peux me donner un Xbox 360?
God:
I do not understand. .
Me:
You can give me a Xbox 360?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you are god you can ^^
God:
You think I am god me can.
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
what! you are not god!
God:
Are you surprised? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
tu te moque de moi?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
je comprends pas?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
bah tu es dieu aprrends en 1 sec. ^^
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
nan pas envie
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
non
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you?
God:
" Ayuh."? Me, ?
Me:
ya
God:
I understand.
Me:
wow bravo!
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you very much.
Me:
:P
God:
:-).
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok bye c'est nul
God:
Goodbye. Tell me more.
Me:
Apprends le français ;)
God:
Try to tell me that another way.

Bah c'est tout...

Me:
hello dude
God:
Hello there. Can I help you?
Me:
french
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
j'comprend pas!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
rien a foutre
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
punaise t'écris comme une fusée!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
mais la ferme ta même pas l'temps de lire ce que j'écris!
God:
Thanks for the information: said A M a he or she s la f e r m e t a m p a s l t e m ps d e l he or she r e c e q y o you e j 飲 he or she s.
Me:
hein?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
si tu met un virus sur mon pc j'te pête dessus!
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
j'ai 16 year
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
c'est assez cool
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
j'connais as l'histoire
God:
How old are you?
Me:
j'suis pas vieux!
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
ouais c'est ça et ta soeur
God:
Am I a you s c e s t e t t a s o e I am? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
http://yummy-donuts.virtuaboard.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
va t'inscrire!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
changer de sujet?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jean
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Jean.
Me:
Jean Némarre
God:
Are we still talking about changer de sujet?
Me:
ta guele
God:
Ma guele? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
parle en français
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
The Simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
parle en français
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Jean.
Me:
bablote in franch
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jean. You are a " he".
Me:
de?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Hugh Parkfield
God:
He's wealthy, right?
Me:
désolé mais j'en ai marre de ta guelle j'y vais!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
t'es pas Dieu!
God:
So was that.
Me:
No Dieu
God:
Are you serious? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
D'accord quel est mon réel prénom?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
si tu sais tout tu devrais le savoir!
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Je ne pense pas.

Un plus court :

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
you don't remember me ?
God:
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Me:
my name is Cule
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Cule.
Me:
(Jean)
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
my first name is Jean !
God:
Where did you get your first name is Jean?
Me:
so, my name is Jean...
God:
Yay. Nice to meet you, Jean.
Me:
Jean what ? Jean ...
God:
Can you rephrase the question please? Is that from ?
Me:
Cule !
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yeah, I speak French !
God:
What language can you speak? Could you teach me a few phrases in French?
Me:
va te faire voir
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Gosh yourself !
God:
Myself?
Me:
yes...
God:
Awesome.
Me:
have some !
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
do you know Homer Simpson ?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
do you know The Simpsons ?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
The Simpsons !
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
you said you don't know Homer Simpson ! dumb !
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not know Homer Simpson. Message to all Robots: Jean called me dumb.
Me:
hey, dumb !
God:
You've got my full attention. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
tu t'es reconnu ^^
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Good enough.