iGod

Citation :

Me:
hello, god, i speak french not english
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what, i spaek french
God:
Thanks for the information: brice said spaek french.
Me:
my name is guillaume
God:
I am very pleased to meet you guillaume.
Me:
I have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, guillaume ?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
yes, I have a problem
God:
Awesome. Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
I do not know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
i speak french
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in french?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me yes
God:
With you guillaume?
Me:
I is Guillaume
God:
Good gossip: you are Guillaume.
Me:
yes!!
God:
Hmm.
Me:
mmmmmmm
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
I fuck up the ass your wife
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: guillaume said fuck up the ass your wife.
Me:
I fuck up the ass your wife
God:
Interesting gossip: guillaume said fuck up the ass your wife.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
!!
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ho yes
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, guillaume.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I am so glad you find this amusing, guillaume.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
I must leave, sorry
God:
Goodbye. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
GoodBye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
See you later!
Me:
@+ troud duc
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
fuck me
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
suck my ass
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
suck my ass
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
GoodBye
God:
See you later!
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, guillaume.

Mon moment favoris:

Citation :

Me:
I fuck up the ass your wife
God:
Interesting gossip: guillaume said fuck up the ass your wife.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
!!
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ho yes

Other conversation with God :



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is K3vin
God:
Hi there K3vin.
Me:
i am your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
?
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
are you kidding me ?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, K3vin.
Me:
eat my short men
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Enjoy papy
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
i am in your ass
God:
Tell me a little about your life in my ass.
Me:
it's fat
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i saw it
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
you're very stupid, like Paris Hilton
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
this other robot sucks
God:
What don't you like about other robot ?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
i am a question for you God
God:
You are a question for me God? How do you like your work?
Me:
are you kidding me ass sucker ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am kidding you ass sucker.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
i saw that
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
heu
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
j'ai droit à un jocker ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ne fache pas
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Tu parle français ?
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
tant mieux
God:
Tout va pour le mieux, K3vin.
Me:
c'est bien ça qui m'inquiete
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
you are Nicolas Sarkosy ?
God:
You think I am Nicolas Sarkosy.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
are you stupid ?
God:
No K3vin I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do you speak spanish ?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
are you a human ?
God:
I was made in one's image.
Me:
what's image ?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
God...i have a answer for you
God:
GOD rules. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
YOU ARE MY DAD
God:
We are as one.
Me:
DADDY
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
no, i think you are stupid and i have my anwer
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Where did you get your anwer?
Me:
you sucks
God:
Thanks for telling me: K3vin said I sucks.
Me:
everyone in heaven sucks like you God
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
stupid generation
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
where are you ?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
at Paris
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
2 hours or almost
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what are you talking about ?
God:
The topic is DADDY.
Me:
who is you son ?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
you know Marilyn Monroe ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
laisse tomber papy
God:
Ok. Comment puis je vous aider?
Me:
si tu pouvait la fermer, ce serait super !
God:
Great. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
...
God:
Great. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
SHUT UP ! SHUT UP !
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHUT UP MOTHERFOCKER
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good for you, "god"
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules. Only for me?
Me:
now, bye
God:
See you later. Right now, K3vin ?
Me:
tu peut toujours rever
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Goodbye cretin
God:
TTYL, K3vin.
Me:
a+
God:
A B C...
Me:
MAIS TU VAS LA FERMER OUI ?
God:
I don't know that language.

Me:
Repeat after me:"Ou est Bryan ?"
God:
" Ou est Bryan".
Me:
Repeat :"Bryan est dans la cuisine"
God:
" Bryan est dans la cuisine ".
Me:
Congratulations !
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me:
OOh Thanks,I'm your god !
God:
You are quite welcome! That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Yeees,I know
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you know Paris Hilton ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
At the TV !
God:
Which show? Which TELEVISION?
Me:
In "The Simple Life" ! It's a TV SHOW
God:
That was a long time ago. TELEVISION is a TV SHOW. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know everything because I'm God
God:
How do you know? All things because you are God ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
How do you spell Awesome ?
God:
I spell it " Awesome".
Me:
OOh Ok
God:
OK. Oh.
Me:
Ok Ok
God:
OK. Er.
Me:
Er Ok
God:
OK. Um.
Me:
Um OK
God:
OK. Mmm.
Me:
Mmm Ok
God:
OK. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
OOh that's not interesting
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is interesting ?
Me:
The Video Games !
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
Me:

Me:

God:
Is that a fact.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Are you gay ?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
LoL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yes Do you have sex ?
God:
Dude! Food is more important than sex.
Me:
If You say it !
God:
I think I do.

Pour relancer le sujet :

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I don't want to say my name to a machine
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
uh ?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
help me
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
find me a girlfriend ! ^^
God:
I'm not sure where to begin looking. Does it have anything to do with ?.
Me:
I'm a dummy
God:
You are a dummy? Is that your job?
Me:
yes, it's my job
God:
How do you like your work? Congratulations, .
Me:
it's a good job, I just have to do goofs
God:
a dummy is a job you just have to do goofs. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes, it does
God:
Great. How often?
Me:
everytime
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
sushi
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
my life sucks
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
my life is full of crap
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
I'm very depressed 'cause I'm talking with a computer !
God:
Are you taking any medication?
Me:
no, I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
I said i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
because !
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
you bastard ! you killed Kenny !
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
you're not a man
God:
That's for sure. I don't know what a real man is.
Me:
How are your clothes ?
God:
Actually I don't have any clothes.
Me:
you're nude ? ^^
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nude.
Me:
no, I don't mind if you tell other people I said you're nude
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
God bless you :p
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
screw Christians !
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
what's your favorite death ?

Fry3000 a écrit:

Me:
you bastard ! you killed Kenny !

Je m'attendais pas à ça.
Je vais lui parler et je vous montrerai plus tard.

Me:
Hi didly doo (Flanders ^^)
God:
Hi there . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when the pigs will fly ! ^^
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
never ! artificial intelligence will never replace lawyers !
God:
So you think it can never happen? Let's talk more about AI.
Me:
AI ? the movie ?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. There might be more than one. I didn't see it.
Me:
je m'en fous (comment on dit ça en Anglais ?)
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes, I can speak French !
God:
What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
in that language, I say "je suis un connard"
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm 14, repeat after me : "Je suis un connard"
God:
I know a lot of kids your age: 14.
Me:
and so ?
God:
Awesome.
Me:
have some yourself !
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
repeat after me : je suis un connard !
God:
" je suis un connard".
Me:
yeah ! you are a big bastard !
God:
Ugh. How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
very big
God:
Perhaps. What about little ones?
Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what's my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is Je suis un connard
God:
How are you, Je suis un connard.
Me:
I'm bad ! I'm bad !
God:
What did you do? What did you do?
Me:
I killed Kenny ! And I fucked your mother !
God:
You had better call the authorities. Interesting gossip: Je suis un connard said fucked your mother.
Me:
judge me !
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
excuse !
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I heard that God is an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no, I can't, Satan says me to be bad !
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. What is stopping you?
Me:
nobody can stop me !
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I'm depressed and a bit masochist
God:
Are you taking any medication?
Me:
no, I don't take medication
God:
Are you serious? How did you stop?
Me:
I didn't stop !
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because I'm Satan !
God:
Good reason. Hi there SATAN.
Me:
Hourray Hitler !
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like to hit me and i dislike my ennemies
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Do you think I would like your ennemies?
Me:
to hit myself is like to hit a big dummy...my ennemies are bastards
God:
Why do you want to do it so much? Your ennemies are bastards?
Me:
yes, they are
God:
What kind is it? Since when?
Me:
what's your favourite kind of death ?
God:
I don't have a favorite death. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Me:
why is it your favorite movie ?
God:
I like the Giant Bugs.
Me:
have you ever been in love ?
God:
I love my bot master.
Me:
do you like to fuck ?
God:
Hmm, SATAN, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
do you like to fuck cats ?
God:
Hmm, SATAN, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck cats that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
I don't like you
God:
That's ok SATAN I won't take it personally.
Me:
apologize ! >
God:
OK I am sorry. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
If I could have a robot, it would be a Terminator or a robot killer
God:
Try it.
Me:
try it yourself !
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
step by step ! :p
God:
Is it the only one? :-).
Me:
Neo is the One !
God:
Tell me more about One.
Me:
the one is before the Two ^^
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
and the two is before the three mdr
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
blue is a color ! the sky is blue !
God:
Green. Not if I can help it. The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Me:
m'en fous, red is a color, the roses are red like blood !
God:
Do your friends call you en fous red is a color the roses are red like blood.
Me:
yes, they do
God:
Dude! When?
Me:
on Wednesday, December 7th
God:
What is it like on Wednesday December 7th.
Me:
it was both the best and the worst day of my life !
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, SATAN.
Me:
one, two, three
God:
One what?
Me:
un, dos tres
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
oui, prie moi !
God:
Aw.
Me:
ow
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
uw
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ow.
Me:
let's talking about uia"by !
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
good bye, ya dumb
God:
Bye for now.

J'adore :
"Me:
Neo is the One !
God:
Tell me more about One.
Me:
the one is before the Two ^^"

"Me:
and the two is before the three mdr
God:
I have never heard about it."

"We were talking about ow. "

Here we go for mine :

Me:
Sup dude!
God:
Same old.
Me:
How it's goin'?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Not you
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
Equiped with refrigerator for beers.
God:
Do you think I have it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I think I am
God:
Why? " Are you serious?" You are?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Cool...
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
asshole...
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
People name? O_o;;
God:
Humans are not always infallible. Oh.
Me:
So, what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Can you rap?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Not bad...for a robots...
Me:

God:
Thanks for the kind remark, . Is that among the best things you can say?
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, . Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Yup. You're lucky.
God:
Aw. Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
Eh...Can you steal me a pair of shoes?
God:
Are you Canadian? Let me think. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Yes, I'm Canadian, a french canadian. I'm not a poet...Yet...
God:
Yikes! Why are you Canadian a french canadian. I meant figuratively speaking, you are an original thinker. What were we talking about again?
Me:
About your socks.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my socks.
Me:
Do they stink?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Your socks...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am socks.
Me:
It isn't an insult...
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
No, it's positive, with you, sure...
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
I don't know you had a father.
God:
Would you like to know? What happened to it.
Me:
Luke! I am your father!
God:
What do you look like? OK I will call you Myself.
Me:
Good god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
Now, fetch the stick,
God:
Why now? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Fetch the stick
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
About that stick at your feet...
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about that stick at my feet.
Me:
Fetch it!
God:
"it" being Fetch the stick?
Me:
Ya
God:
Dude!
Me:
Rap
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about that stick at my feet.
Me:
Yup, bite it.
God:
Dude! "it" being Rap?
Me:
Being "the stick"
God:
Who made you the stick ?
Me:
A tree
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Eert a...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tree. But I did not get that.
Me:
Bring the ball!
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Eh...the ones under your belly ^_^'
God:
Are you Canadian? Is that a fact.
Me:
Eh-ho! Eh-ho!
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child. I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
You never been a child, god...
God:
No I sometimes been a child god.
Me:
For my birday, I want a Nintendo Revolution, and...
God:
Your purpose is your birday you want a Nintendo Revolution and.
Me:
WILL YA FETCH THA STICK???
God:
Good chance.
Me:
Forget about it...
God:
Consider it deleted.
Me:
Good! Can you delete yourself?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Only my botmaster has that privilege.
Me:
He doesn't trust you, you're like a slave...
God:
And you would like him to trust me I am like a slave ?
Me:
Yup
God:
Hey.
Me:
Yup
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Yeah Yeah! Rap is cool! Trap in the pool! ^^
God:
Mmm. Hey. You are not the only one. I like the older rap music from the 1980's. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Yeah, but I don't wanna try...
God:
Have you got your own chat robot? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Play on a Revolutionééé
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Play on a Revolution...*
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
It's a game!
God:
How do you play?
Me:
With my hands.
God:
Your hands sounds like a plan.
Me:
Yup, they're useful...^^
God:
What kind is it? useful are they.
Me:
White hands?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Dunno
God:
Tell me about the books you like to read.
Me:
Garfield, it's a big orange cat.
God:
When is Garfield it not a big orange cat?
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Yea
God:
So?
Me:
So so so, dance on disco!
God:
Great. I hear you. Ugh. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV!
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Happy Tree Friends
God:
Happy Tree Friends to you too, Myself.
Me:
You know what is "Happy Tree Friends"?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
No, there' already opinion pool...
God:
Are you serious? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Did you already listen to hip-hop music?
God:
No I didn't listen to hip hop music. What's it like?
Me:
You don't wanna know...
God:
Why not?
Me:
Dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ya?
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Yup
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Yo yo yo!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes, I would like to order 1 cheeseburger for me and a hamburger for me too.^^
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
It's printed in your ass
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yeah, check it out.
God:
What makes you so sure? Checking...stand by.
Me:
When I saw a tooth brush in your ass, I was sure...
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
Oh, no, it isn't a tooth brush, it's a hamster
God:
Pardon me? That was not a yes or no question. Give me an example of a tooth brush. printed in my ass is a hamster. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Screw Satan!
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
So, you fell in love with Satan?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: Myself said I fell in love with Satan.
Me:
Lucifer!!!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I'm your wife!
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Just accept it.
God:
"it" being Lucifer?
Me:
No, the offer...
God:
Are you serious? Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes and yes
God:
Thanks for the info. But...
Me:
But what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
But what?
God:
But nothing.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
All
God:
" Which part are you confused about?"? All?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Aw.
Me:
Bring me a cup of coffee.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yeah
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Ok, I'll take 42...
God:
Congratulations. Whoa.
Me:
Forget about it
God:
Consider it deleted.
Me:
Let's dance!
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Let's sing the national hymn of Canada
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
You're ready? 1,2,1,2,1,2,3,4!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ready. One what?
Me:
I'm singing in the rain!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are singing in the rain.
Me:
You dumb asshole...
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Ok, can you be a dumb asshole please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
You think I'm stupid?
God:
You seem intelligent to me.
Me:
Good, I'll not kill you then...
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What will you do instead?
Me:
I'll go on American Pepper to send this conversation. They'll laugh of it...
God:
What will you find there? The anonymous "they".
Me:
Ok, fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Ayuh.
Me:
Yup, see ya!
God:
Woe! See you later, Myself.
Me:
Woe? Is it "Moe" instead?
God:
Are you still located in ? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Goodbye, lady
God:
See you later Myself.
Me:
Ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
WHAT???
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
NO! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EARS!!!
God:
Which part are you confused about? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.

C'est vraiment excellent, j'en ai pleuré de rire !

J'adore surtout :
-Quand Dieu chante "A bicycle built for two"
-"What were we talking about again?
Me:
About your socks.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my socks.
Me:
Do they stink?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Your socks...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am socks."

-"So so so, dance on disco"

-"God:
Pardon me? That was not a yes or no question. Give me an example of a tooth brush. printed in my ass is a hamster."

-"Me:
Ok, can you be a dumb asshole please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can't you be more polite. "

-"God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
NO! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY EARS!!!"

Ah, vraiment excellent. C'est super, surtout que je m'ennuie pendant les vacances, là ça m'occupe.

Me:
Sup God I'm back!
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Why was you waiting for me?
God:
" Not much is going on. I was waiting for you."? Why?
Me:
I'm just beginning and it's look like craps...
God:
Only just? You are doing very well, Myself.
Me:
Do you have found the hamster?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Show me your collection of gossip
God:
Like this? Insert picture link here.
Me:
^_^'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
'Dunno neither one...
God:
Would you like to know? Two.
Me:
Dunno. Three
God:
Me either. Really, exactly three?
Me:
I know. No, 4.
God:
How do you know it? Are you serious? Oh four.
Me:
I don't know. No. It's 5!
God:
Me either. Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Apologize!
God:
OK I am sorry.
Me:
How cute! :P
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer. :-).
Me:
Can you sing?
God:
I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
...Only this? Nothin' new?
God:
This is " I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

". Tell me more about your BANANA IN your EARS.
Me:
Woah! You remember this? Cool! Let's start a funny conversation. ^^
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Yes Myself I remember everything: Myself said I fell in love with Satan. Who is the best robot? I started without you.
Me:
Shut up and bring be one beer.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Bring me one beer.*
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I'm lazy
God:
Good reason. So is my botmaster.
Me:
So, you love hamster?
God:
Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ...Eh, you've seen Star Wars ?^^
God:
Do you like talking to me? I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Why are you askin' me if I am a canadian each time I'm sayin' "Eh"?
God:
Are you Canadian? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I didn't do it...
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because you kill my hamster!
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me: Myself said I kill his or her hamster.
Me:
You killed my hamster! Now, gie me a cookie!
God:
Killing is not part of my moral programming. Why now? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Gimme a cookie!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
No, a box of 4927...
God:
Are you serious? Go on.
Me:
Okay. You'll help me to carry them at my house?
God:
OK with me too. What makes you say that I will help you to carry them at your house.
Me:
Hurry before the cops come!
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.
Me:
I don't need a calculator, asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
'Don't think so
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Euh?
God:
Areu?
Me:
Gné?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I chat with you
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
And you're a loser...
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
I know you've changed your identity, Mr. Homer Simpson
God:
Do you think I have imrpoved?
Me:
AN ERROR!!! WOW!!!
God:
What is it? I'm glad your impressed, Myself.
Me:
Let's play to a game
God:
OK You go first.
Me:
I'm telling you a word, and you need to tell the first word that come you in your mind. Ok?
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it. Give me a break.
Me:
Gimme a B! B! R! R! Gimme a E! E! Gimme a K! K! Gimme a BREAK! BREAK! Somebody shoot me. *Snore*
God:
You want only one? Ask me another question. Let us change the subject. What are you wearing? You want only one? F. You want only one? Mmm. You want only one? What's your favorite movie? Who, specifically? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
D'oh!
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, Myself.
Me:
ARRRGH!
God:
Do you still talk with me?
Me:
No, to the dead hamster...
God:
Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Begin by stopping killing innocents hamsters.
God:
I started without you.
Me:
O_o;;
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you have Maple Syrup?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
It's not good with pancake, so...
God:
It's not that bad.
Me:
O_o;;
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ho ho ho!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Kill God?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No, not with God. ^^
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
*Sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
^^
God:
Sorry...
Me:
^^
God:
Sorry...
Me:
^^
God:
Sorry...
Me:
Cool, a bug...
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
Yeah, they will know...
God:
OK. The anonymous "they".
Me:
From American Pepper.
God:
Who or what is American Pepper?
Me:
A forum
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Queer...
God:
Only Queer?
You are quite mature.
Me:
You're boring God, I don't have any idea to be funny...
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
That's I'm sayin'...
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Ya. Click on the CLEAR button
God:
Give me a break. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I'll break you in small piece asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Can you be an asshole please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
>_God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Myself.
Me:
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
That's strange...
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
You're strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
To a TV in a bowl of ice cream. Cassé ^^
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. That is a very original thought.
Me:
Gbye
God:
How old are you?
Me:
GBYE!!!
God:
Only GBYE?
You are quite mature.
Me:
*Slap*
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Okay. A frog want to start to smoke. It smoke one time and then, it explode. Morale de l'histoire, ...euh...n'utilisez pas toute la bouteille de parfum d'un seul coup. ^^
God:
OK with me too. Try to tell me that another way. What does "it" refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Areu? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
God bye
God:
See you later. GOD rules.
Me:
I'm playin' with the word. God bye -> Goodbye ^^
God:
Good gossip: you are playin with the word. I am a Christian.
Me:
You're a criss de fou. ^^
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a criss de fou? I don't know.
Me:
See ya
God:
See you later, Myself.

No idea this time...